My family and I are kind of partial to yesteryear when it comes to T.V. and such. We have purchased DVD's of older shows like, I Love Lucy, Laverne and Shirley, The Lucy Show, Mash, Golden Girls, Etc, etc. I like the comedy that is not dirty or just implied where you don’t actually see it and comedy that uses a play on words. Here are some of my favorites.
From Laverne and Shirley.
Frank Defazio: Laverne and Shirley are good girls and they don’t “Vo-dee-oh-doh-doh”.
Aurthur ‘Fonzie Fonzarelli: “No, some of them wear socks!”
Lucy: "Ever since we said 'I do', there are so many things we don't."
Frank Burns: “Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.”
Hawkeye: “I’m so cold I think my pilot’s gone out.”
Col. Potter: “Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure out which one.”
Trapper: “I often wonder that too, Frank.”
Sophia: “People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just drink whatever is in the glass.”
Rose: “Tell me, is it possible to love two men at the same time?”
Blanche: “Set the scene, have we been drinking?”
Dorthy: “Ma, I have a feeling you’re lying.”
Rose: “Dorthy be positive.”
Dorthy: “Ok, I am positive she’s lying.”
Rose: “Can I ask a stupid question?”
Dorthy: “Better than anybody I know.”
Dorthy: Blanche you have been under more drunken sailors than a nautical toilet.”
Rose: “I haven’t slept with another man since Charlie died.”
Blanche: “Oh, get outta here!”
Dorthy: “Shut up, Blanche. Not all of us are classified by the Navy as a friendly port!”