Some of the best advertising slogans.


I recently read an article touting some of the best advertising slogans in the world and I don't disagree, I just thought I would add my own spin on them.

1. McDonalds – “I’m Lovin’ It” - But it ain't loving me.

2. KFC – “Finger Lickin’ Good” - Depends if I washed my hands before dinner or not.

3. Subway – “Eat Fresh” - Fresh what?

4. John Deere – "Nothing runs like a Deere" - Unless I just hit it with my car.

5. Kay Jewelers – "Every kiss begins with Kay" - And Mary, and Janet, and Shelly, and Peggie.......

6. Skittles – “Taste the Rainbow” - Taste it? I can't even find it!

7. Staples – "That was easy" - Should be "That was annoying!"

8. DeBeers – "A diamond is forever" - And so is the debt.

9. Dr Pepper – “What’s the Worst That Could Happen?” - If you have to ask you haven't lived.

10. Ivory Soap – "99 and 44/100% pure" - At least they're honest about it, but what's in the other 0.56%?

11. Typhoo – “You Only Get an ‘OO’ With Typhoo” - Not necessarily.

12. E.F. Hutton – "When E.F. Hutton talks, people listen" - What was that? I wasn't listening.

13. Clairol – "Does she or doesn’t she?" - Does she or doesn't she what?

14. Nissan - "Built For The Human Race" - No Really?!

15. Energizer Batteries – "It keeps going… and going… and going" - And never comes back.

16. FTD – "Say It With Flowers" - Or sling an insult with weeds.

17. Chevrolet – "The Heartbeat of America" - It was until they moved to other countries. Have they not seen Detroit lately?

18. American Express – "Don’t leave home without it" - Thanks for the advice, but I can think of other things I would rather not leave the house with.

19. Nike – “Just Do It” - Actually it should be....Nike - "Just do it naked"

20. HSBC – “The World’s Local Bank” - Uh not quite, there isn't a branch in my town.

21. Chevrolet – "See the USA in your Chevrolet" - As long as it doesn't break down.

22. Alka Seltzer – "I can’t believe I ate the whole thing" - Neither can I.

23. Capital One – "What’s in your wallet?" - That is none of your business!

24. Gatorade – Is it in you? - Not anymore I just flushed the urinal.

25. Greyhound – "Leave the driving to us" - Of course that's why you hire bus drivers.

26. Zurich – “Because Change Happens” - So does s**t.

27. Panasonic – “Ideas for Life” - Now if your electronics only lasted that long.

28. Google – “Don’t be Evil” - Oops!

29. Maxwell House - "Good to the last drop" - What's wrong with the last drop?

30. Apple – “Think Different” - I already do.

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